We’ve all been there, scrolling endlessly through personality quizzes trying to figure out if we’re more of a “Type 3 Achiever” or a “Sagittarius Rising with a sprinkle of Virgo moon.” Cute, but let’s be real: none of that is as accurate as the print you keep reaching for in your wardrobe.

At Afrohoard, we know something the zodiac doesn’t, your favorite print is basically your alter ego in cotton form. Let’s break it down.

1. The Bold Geometric Lover: The Visionary

Think sharp triangles, clean lines, and zig-zag explosions of color. If that’s your thing, you’re not just a planner, you’re a strategist. You’re the one who actually makes vision boards (and updates them), color-codes your notes, and sets calendar reminders for things happening six months from now.

You like your prints the way you like your life, structured, purposeful, and forward-moving. Friends might call you a perfectionist, but you call it having standards. And honestly? You’re the person everyone calls when things fall apart because they know you’ve got a Plan B, C, and D tucked in your back pocket.

Personality twin: Beyoncé on her business days.

2. The Floral Enthusiast: The Romantic Realist

Big blossoms, vines, leaves, and petal-inspired prints, these are your jam. You’re the heart of the group chat. The friend who remembers everyone’s birthday and brings an extra plate of jollof when someone’s having a bad day.

Floral print lovers have a softness that makes people gravitate toward them, but don’t mistake kindness for weakness. You can serve shade with the elegance of a rose thorn.

At your core, you love beauty, connection, and creating harmony around you. Wearing florals is your way of saying, “Life is messy, but it’s still worth celebrating.”

Personality twin: Lupita Nyong’o, grace with grit.

3. The Abstract Swirl Devotee: The Free Spirit

If you’re all about wild, swirling patterns that look like someone painted your outfit during a jazz solo, congrats, you’re the life of the party. Abstract lovers thrive on spontaneity. You’re the one suggesting a last-minute road trip or buying a plane ticket because flights were “too cheap to ignore.”

Your fashion mirrors your outlook on life: messy, colorful, and unpredictable, but always fun. People never quite know what to expect from you, but they know they’ll enjoy the ride.

You’re also a trendsetter. Where others see “too much,” you see “just enough.” And somehow, you pull it off every single time.

Personality twin: Rihanna, unapologetically unpredictable.

4. The Regal Motif Wearer: The Powerhouse

If crowns, shields, or royal-inspired motifs dominate your wardrobe, then let’s be honest, you’ve always known you were different. You don’t just wear clothes, you wear statements. You don’t walk into a room, you enter.

Regal print lovers are natural leaders, confident, commanding, and magnetic. People either want to be you or want to sit near you. Sometimes both. You don’t do “understated.” Why should you, when life is too short for beige?

Wearing bold royal prints is your way of saying, “I didn’t come to blend in. I came to be remembered.”

Personality twin: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, power dressed in eloquence.

5. The Minimal Print Picker: The Understated Rebel

Yes, we see you too, the ones who quietly stick to smaller patterns, muted tones, or just a subtle pop of print. Don’t be fooled, this doesn’t mean boring. It means you know how to play the game. You’re the quiet achiever, the observer, the one who speaks once in the meeting but somehow says the smartest thing.

You’re strategic with your boldness, and when you choose to make a statement, people listen. Your print choices whisper, but trust us, they echo loudly.

Personality twin: Barack Obama, calm, steady, impactful.

So, What Does Your Print Say About You?

At the end of the day, African prints are more than fashion. They’re identity markers, mood boards, and silent storytellers. Whether you’re swirling in abstracts or standing tall in regal motifs, your print is saying something powerful about who you are.

And unlike horoscopes, Ankara doesn’t need retrogrades or moon phases to be accurate. Your wardrobe already knows the real you.

So next time someone asks, “What’s your star sign?” just smile and say, “Ankara.”

BY AFROHOARD BLOGGER

ENI MICHELLE